Win an amazing £28,900 off your rent or mortgage - courtesy of Dr David McElhinney's amazing generosity.
All you have to do to pocket this fabulous prize is submit the best caption for our exclusive photo. Five special runner-up prizes (all collector's items) will also be awarded.
Here's how you can take part:
You will not have to run with Dr Dave in the New York marathon.
Nor will you have to go out for dinner with him.
Nor will you have to book Halsall's son's band for the Summer Pops.
Or fix up a job at BT. (That's a new one on me, ed)
Nor will you have to cost the city council's taxpayers £2.1 million in the last six years.
Or lobby on behalf of a private company for a multi-million pound council contract.
Or mount a coup d'etat against the elected representatives of the people.
Or walk away with a fat cheque in your greedy little hand.
Or...(Just get on with it, ed)
All you have to do is provide a funny, caustic or derogatory caption about the two people pictured in the centre of the photo - Robbing Archer and the wicked Henshaw.
Dr Dave has enthusiastically agreed to stump up the £28,933 for the best caption as part of a glittering LDL-sponsored ceremony at his evil lair in Venture Place.
Don't be surprised at this fabulous prize - he has been equally generous before.
And remember, please don't be kind with your caption - these people have spent years literally taking the **** out of Liverpool.
Now it's Liverpool's turn to take the **** out of them.
Off you go!
(PS - He's been wanting to do this for ages you know, ed)
All you have to do to pocket this fabulous prize is submit the best caption for our exclusive photo. Five special runner-up prizes (all collector's items) will also be awarded.
Here's how you can take part:
You will not have to run with Dr Dave in the New York marathon.
Nor will you have to go out for dinner with him.
Nor will you have to book Halsall's son's band for the Summer Pops.
Or fix up a job at BT. (That's a new one on me, ed)
Nor will you have to cost the city council's taxpayers £2.1 million in the last six years.
Or lobby on behalf of a private company for a multi-million pound council contract.
Or mount a coup d'etat against the elected representatives of the people.
Or walk away with a fat cheque in your greedy little hand.
Or...(Just get on with it, ed)
All you have to do is provide a funny, caustic or derogatory caption about the two people pictured in the centre of the photo - Robbing Archer and the wicked Henshaw.
Dr Dave has enthusiastically agreed to stump up the £28,933 for the best caption as part of a glittering LDL-sponsored ceremony at his evil lair in Venture Place.
Don't be surprised at this fabulous prize - he has been equally generous before.
And remember, please don't be kind with your caption - these people have spent years literally taking the **** out of Liverpool.
Now it's Liverpool's turn to take the **** out of them.
Off you go!
(PS - He's been wanting to do this for ages you know, ed)