Friday, May 11, 2007

HENSHAW CAPTION COMPETITION: WIN £340,000 AND A KNIGHTHOOD!

OUR SUGGESTION: THE DUKE OF WESTMINSTER SAYS: "IGNORE THAT HENSHAW CHAPPY, HE'S JUST LOOKING FOR SOMEWHERE TO STASH ALL HIS CASH."

HENSHAW AND THE DUKE OF WESTMINSTER GO DOWN WILLIAMSONS TUNNELS

Sir David Henshaw

10 comments:

Jim said...

Henshaw: "I dropped a tuppenny bit somewhere in here..."

Tori Blare said...

Bloke raising arm...
See if wee Henny takes his cubans off, there will be plenty of room for his hide out office, in the event of a tax payers revolution.

Anonymous said...

Henshaw: "I buried Storey here somewhere..."

Rod said...

Duke of Westminster: "is this fecking Paradise Street?"

Bloke Raising arm said...

Wee one : Hey Duke you find your own hiding place this one is mine!

Duke : But my bold bijou buddy I don't think its big enough for your needs

Wee one : actually yes have you got anything bigger?

Caption Full Strength said...

Everyone to Henshaw, " We'll have to dig a lot deeper than this to get out of the sh*t you left the city in"

MILDRED said...

Henny Hen said....
I know that bleedin Tony Parrish is hiding out under here somewhere....

Diddy Doddy said...

Doctor Dave asked me to let you know that LDL can provide whatever communications you may need down in the dungeon here of MisAdventure Place!
When you are finished you can take a hot Golden Shower and Maggie has finished with the Luffa now so its all yours Dukey!

All our prices are competively set, that means I'm bigger in my head that is of course, than other firms so what I charge is what you WILL pay.
Our services include illegally gained staff who are so stupid they don't know how I'm ripping the tax payer off by using the council paid staff for private business, this means of course I make more profit and BT have given me the best ever computer!
Power to the Little Evilcabal People

macahasitall said...

Henshaw.. We could put a few of those crinckly people down hear, we could get a good few beds, no sorry not beds bits of straw, that means more tennants and more money for me, then we can get Antrobus to send us the work, he knows who butters his bread and its not his wife oh no sir, get a few of those caring people, you know the ones we constantly attack and pay shitty wages to, they are complaining they have no work, I say sack the lot of them for gross misconduct, then offer them this place, they will have no choice.
Haha my plan is working,cause unrest in the City and show that cover up is no match for me I took your money and ran Liverpool Shitty Council, hahahahaha WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT IT THEN AYE?
I'm a star of media I have made a wonderful film for everyone to see, fame at last, have you seen my fred astaire dance?
The Kirkby times did a wonderful piece on me when I was dancing in Liverpool and Knowsley, now I am on the screen, in full technacolour, do you think my chins look big in it?
Or is it because I have no neck?
I was called brass necked once, but I have no neck, I usually grow a goatie to hide it but as mother keeps saying to me, you are so small you little dog kak.

another Henshaw hater said...

Duke of Westminster ... "I say diddy have you just farted or is that the stench of corruption?"